[OldDeckHand]

Note to self: Start fashion business.

Only in America could a broad who doesn't know the difference between a chicken and a tuna, amass a $1B fortune.

[driftdiver]

Are you as pretty as she is?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Pretty AND smart. You don’t see that package very often...

*SMIRK*

One can only imagine the vast earnings of her ‘handlers.’

[bill1952]

Style? Oh to be a piece of star spangled cloth...

[max americana]

That “broad” has entertained our troops in Iraq and the Middle east more than 5 times for the USO.

More power to her.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Jessica would have to pork up a whole lot more to not be attractive......and she has spent time with the troops overseas, so cut her a break.

[montag813]

Jessica Simpson may not know the difference between chicken and tuna

That was a JOKE. Jessica is smart as an f-ing whip. My ex-girlfriend grew up with her and said she always knew she would be rich because she was so smart and had so many ideas.

[Scythian]

Didn’t she start as some kind of Christian singer or something, egads, she looks like Pamela Anderson, strung out and nasty, sorry.