Posted on 02/11/2011 4:23:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Carnivores RULE!!!
That woman is just SO wrong!!
All the women get a small gift and a kiss on the cheek and absolutely nothing bad can happen on Beautiful Girl day. :o)
Everything is good and happy.
I've got meetings all day today that may change my life. I am happy and just want to, in the words of our fearless Commie in Chief, spread the wealth around. lol
Wishing everyone a Great day!
Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, “How you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?”
“I stay in the swamp and I hunt and fish every day” says the old Cajun, and, that’s why I’m in such good shape. “I’m up well before daylight and out hunting or fishing all day. I have a beer for breakfast and at lunch and wid my supper. And I have a shot of houch before bed time. And I say my prayers every night. And all is well wid me”
“Well”, says the doctor, “I’m sure those prayers help, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?”
“Who said Pop is dead?”
The doctor is amazed. “You mean you’re 80 years old and your father’s still alive? How old he is?”
“Pop be 100 next month,” say Boudreaux. “In fact, he hunted with me this morning, and then we went to a “beer joint” for a while and had a few beers and that’s why he’s still alive. He’s a tough Cajun man And he hunts and fishes every day, too.
“Well, the doctor says, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it than that. How about your father’s father? How old was he when he died?”
“Who said my Paw Paw’s dead?”
Stunned, the doctor asks, “You mean you’re 80 years old, your father is 100 and your grandfather’s still living? Incredible! How old he is?”
“We tink ‘bout 118.” says the old Cajun. He likes his beer too, but he wont touch the hard stuff.”
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, “So, I guess your grandfather went hunting and fishing with you’ll this morning too?”
“No, Paw Paw couldn’t go this time. He’s getting married today.” At this point the doctor is close to losing it. “Getting married! Why would a 118-year-old man want to get married?”
Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled “Who said he wanted to?”
OMG! Looking at your pictures, it strikes me that she is TOO SCARILY LIKE the woman in the Superbowl Pepsi commercial where the black woman threw the Pepsi at her hubby and it ended up hitting the blond jogger. I KNEW that commercial bothered me for reasons beyond what I could put a finger on... on some level it brought to mind MO - no wonder it turned my stomach!!!!!
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and mask. He said,
“You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.”
The mistress stated: “Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We just had
wild sex all night.”
The married one then said: “The othe r night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and
said, “Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”
ping
Thanks again 240b, you go have that awesome day and rememeber - You cannot become who you want to be by remaining who you are.
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Hooray, it’s Friday!!!
Today at the office we are having a chili contest.
I doubt MO would approve.
P.S. Love the Veggie Tales character saying “Eat me.”
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their a$$es!”
“You crafty bast*rd,” said the fairy.
Some People Say There Is NO Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED
But There IS:
When You Marry The Right ONE, You Are COMPLETE.
When You Marry The Wrong ONE, You Are FINISHED.
AND
When The Right ONE Catches You With The Wrong ONE, You Are COMPLETELY FINISHED.
LOL!
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