Jets' Sanchez and HS gal in QB 'sack'

NY Post ^ | 02/09/2011 | PERRY CHIARAMONTE

[OldDeckHand]

She's in high school and dating the star quarterback -- of the Jets!

Superstar Gang Green play caller Mark Sanchez "hooked up" in his New Jersey home last month with a striking 17-year-old Connecticut high-school girl -- whose preppy dad is a super-wealthy financier, a bombshell new report claims.

Sexy rich girl Eliza Kruger not only bragged on Facebook about "MARK F--ING SANCHEZ" texting her after they flirted at a hip Manhattan nightclub on New Year's Eve -- she also took photos of a mussed-up bed in his boudoir as "proof" of their huddle just days later.

"We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm," Eliza told Deadspin.com, according to that website, which identified her only as E.K.

[N. Theknow]

Well the NFL thinks Rush Limbaugh is a racist and they love Obama. They run funny ads where a black couple assaults a “dumb” white woman hitting her is the temple with a pound of aluminum.

Ahem. According to the latest from noted attorney Johnny F. Lee Cochran, the soda can in the alleged incident had no DNA on it, thus he has taken the stance, "If they ain't no spit, you gotta acquit."

Meanwhile, the black couple in the commercial are now combing the park where the incident took place in search of the "real" can thrower(s).

[The Unknown Republican]

The charges against Mr. Buttafuoco were for the sexual relations he had with Ms. Fisher when she was 16. Try Googling the following:

Article 130 (Sexual Offenses) of the New York Penal Code