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The headlines for this film pratically write themselves (okay, I stole most of ‘em from an Internet Movie Database message board):

Investors withdrawing early from Jodie Foster’s beaver

Mel Gibson beat’s off other actor’s to come on Jodie Foster’s Beaver.

Mel Gibson signs up to be in Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Gibson to have wide release in Jodie Foster’s Beaver.

Mel Gibson plunges headfirst into Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Gibson announces: “I’ve had a million clams, but I’ll do Jodie Foster’s Beaver for free.”

Mel Gibson announces he’s out of Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Mel Gibson drops out of Jodie Foster’s Beaver, after cast and crew protest

Breaking News: Mel Gibson back in Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Mel Gibson still in Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Being in Jodie Foster’s Beaver was hard work, says Mel

Jodie Foster’s Beaver: Second coming for Mel Gibson?

Jodie Foster puts off showing “Beaver” to the masses

Mel Gibson: Audiences will be shocked by the climax of Jodie Foster’s Beaver

‘Brits will be first to see Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Critics to get a sneak peak of Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Jodie Foster’s Beaver a Complete Mess, say preview audiences

Mel Gibson says working in Jodie Foster’s Beaver was a real pleasure

Film Students Probe Jodie Foster’s Beaver

“Those watching Mel Gibson in Jodie Foster’s Beaver thought he gave a decent performance but were disappointed at the length of his part and thought it finished too quickly”.

Beaver: Opening Nationwide

Mel Gibson arrested again: Cinema’s put ban on showing Jodie Foster’s Beaver in protest.

Headline: Critic’s cue up to give Jodie’s Foster’s Beaver a serious hammering
Subtitle: Hollywood concerned The Beaver may never recover

Jodie Foster’s Beaver Jam-Packed on Opening Weekend

Jodie Foster’s Beaver had a bigger opening than anyone expected

Gibson shines in Foster’s Beaver

Mel loses it in Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Mel Gibson is outstanding in Jodie Fosters Beaver, say critics

Mel Gibson sucks the life out of Jodie Foster’s Beaver, say critics

The Beaver is all wet, critics say

Headline: Mel Gibson comes off with over-the-top performance in Jodie Foster’s Beaver.

Entertainment News: Jodie Foster’s Beaver Leaves a Bad Taste

Rave Reviews: Mel Gibson titillates in Jodie Fosters Beaver.

Bad Reviews: Mel Gibson flops in Jodie Foster’s Beaver

Critics agree: Jodie’s acting is poor with Mel in her ‘Beaver’.

“A Must See! Jodie Foster’s ‘Beaver’ will have you up all night!”

Audiences left unimpressed by Jodie Foster’s Beaver

With tough economic times, Mel comes up short in Jodie’s Beaver.

Coming soon to blu-ray and dvd: Jodie Foster’s Beaver: The Expanded Version.

Roger Ebert: “I had a good feeling coming into Jodie Foster’s Beaver, but i was in tears when Mel Gibson first slide his hand into that beaver and used it to get himself back on top. Overall, I give Jodie Foster’s Beaver a thumbs up!”

Richard Roeper disagreed: “Jodie Foster’s Beaver is a real stinker!”