Lindsay Lohan To Be Charged With Felony Tomorrow

TMZ.com ^ | 02/08/2011 | Staff

[OldDeckHand]

Three months of rehab can't undo 23-years of horrible parenting. The minute she's arrested, they'll violate her. She'll, at a minimum, do whatever time she has left on her original 6-month sentence. I have no idea how long she goes away for if convicted of grand theft - probably 3-5(ish).

[Blood of Tyrants]

Hell, if she spends more than a month in jail, I’ll be surprised.

[Lazlo in PA]

No sweat. She will be out on the beach again in no time. What a winner.

[presently no screen name]

I don’t know much about her other than she’s a H’wood idiot. Am I to believe she doesn’t have money to pay for what she wants? This chick has some very deep problems. It’s not like she’s homeless stealing food. Hopefully, it’s like you say 3-5.

[oldbrowser]

Future bag lady.

[investigateworld]

First Felony Offense with a Misdemeanor within a year?

She could get extended probation,w/fines/court costs etc.

Remember the County Sheriff that stole 890 guns (all felonies) from the evidence locker? Straight probation and a fine of about 3% of the value of what he stole.

[houeto]

Hell, if she spends more than a month in jail, I’ll be surprised.

Might not go at all. Says she'll be charged, not convicted.

[Quick Shot]

A little bartender humor: “How do you make a Lindsay Lohan????”
“ a Redheaded slut and add a little coke....”

[houeto]

Hopefully, it’s like you say 3-5.

C'mon people. Stop putting

[blackdog]

No jail wants her.

[Cheetahcat]

$2500.00 ????? That is nothing to this woman,So the question is why?

[dfwgator]

Her dance card is going to be full in the pen.

[Oberon]

You know, she may not have a lot of money any more. She hasn’t been in a big-money movie in quite a while now, and nothing burns up cash quite like a coke habit...

[OldDeckHand]

"That is nothing to this woman,"

Are you sure about that? When's the last time this broad has had a paid gig? And, let's not forget the rehab. That's not cheap either. I wouldn't at all be surprised if she's broke.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[OldDeckHand]

"First Felony Offense with a Misdemeanor within a year?"

Felony conviction while on probation? She's not going to walk without some additional jail-time. Maybe they plead her down to a misdemeanor, but I would be surprised if she got sentenced to anything less than 6-months, if convicted. Of course, in LA, that could equate to less than 30-days because of overcrowding.

I would add the caveat that I'm presuming the state has a solid case. Given the players, that may very well be a faulty presumption.

[tallyhoe]

What is felony tomorrow?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She’s a complete mess. The only thing that may have a prayer of helping her straighten out is a stretch in jail. Not a month or two but more like a year.

[Suvroc10]

When is this woman going to REALLY SERVE SOME HARD TIME??? I’m sick of her getting away with drug possession, breaking parole, grand theft, etc.. C’mon, you stupid judges! Stop being “impressed” by her pathetic “star power” and lock this beyotch up.

[forgotten man]

Nice body, but I notice that she does not have any muscle tone. She keeps her weight down with her cocaine diet, not trips to the gym.