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Classic "Dog Bites Man" story ...
1 posted on 02/07/2011 9:57:18 PM PST by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

Cold, Cock!


2 posted on 02/07/2011 10:01:33 PM PST by Gondring (Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
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To: Lmo56

Jose Luis Ochoa.

Probably illegal. Bringing the bloodsports to America that Americans previously banned for their unnecessary cruelty.

Cockfighting is one of the stupidest, dumbest, basest things man ever devised for perverted ‘pleasure’.


3 posted on 02/07/2011 10:02:14 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Lmo56

No warming the cockles of your heart!


4 posted on 02/07/2011 10:05:38 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Lmo56

A few days ago, I saw an episode of “1000 Ways To Die” and a man was killed by his rooster in the same way this guy was: by the sharp objects he attached to the bird’s back claw so he could win. The crowd found out and were going after him but somehow, the bird got the guy in the jugular with those “knives” when it got spooked.


6 posted on 02/07/2011 10:42:47 PM PST by Sister_T ("Calling ILLEGAL aliens "immigrants" is like calling shoplifters 'customers'!"-UCFRoadWarrior ><>)
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To: Lmo56

What goes around, comes around.

Talk about Justice.


8 posted on 02/07/2011 11:27:49 PM PST by El Gato ("The second amendment is the reset button of the US constitution"-Doug McKay)
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To: shibumi; humblegunner; Jet Jaguar; Grizzled Bear; 50mm; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; TheOldLady; ...

Karmic comedy ping.


9 posted on 02/07/2011 11:29:02 PM PST by Salamander (I can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Lmo56

so who is the pinhead in this case? Bill O’Reilly should take a poll,,,,Rooster,,,Pinhead or Patriot?


12 posted on 02/07/2011 11:40:32 PM PST by JohnThune2012 (was)
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To: Lmo56

Again! This is the fourth time in the week.


13 posted on 02/07/2011 11:49:11 PM PST by Domangart
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To: Lmo56

shoulda stayed with gaffes

but noooooooo...everyone likes quick fights...more betting

neved much cared for anything other than old school gaff for cock fighting


14 posted on 02/07/2011 11:49:17 PM PST by wardaddy ("Out Here" by Josh Thompson pretty much says it all to those who will never understand anyhow)
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To: Lmo56

(sniff...sniff) I love happy endings..

(sniff..)


19 posted on 02/08/2011 1:39:17 AM PST by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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To: Lmo56
Classic "Dog Bites Man" story ...

Knives like this one must deliver a really serious bite.


20 posted on 02/08/2011 1:40:02 AM PST by henbane
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Rooster Kills Man Attending Cockfight

As a teenager in north-central Oklahoma, I now recall a small “ranch”
of fighting cocks just south of Blackwell, Oklahoma.
I never attended a cock-fight.
But I was criticized after mentioning this after a “cock-fighting” article
was mentioned on FR.
But did a little gloating when a post of a news article documenting
the prevelance of cock-fighting in NEW YORK was posted on FR.

I’m against the practice.
But apparently it’s not just the past-time of illiterate Okies.


21 posted on 02/08/2011 1:47:40 AM PST by VOA
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A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in
the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb.

As they said in “Band of Brothers” when the poor soul accidentally
shot his leg with a war-souvenier Luger...
when your big leg artery is hit, you are just about done for.

Looks like the chicken got his revenge!!!


22 posted on 02/08/2011 1:51:57 AM PST by VOA
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To: Lmo56

Don’t take a knife to a bird fight.


24 posted on 02/08/2011 4:41:01 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce - Karl Marx)
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To: Lmo56; Gondring; lefty-lie-spy; henbane; VOA; Oztrich Boy
Dave Dudley
Rooster Hill lyrics
By Ronnie Rogers


Last saturday night on rooster hill
I lost 4 one hundred dollar bills
Came home with my champion cock cut all to pieces
Some home made shine made my vision blur
And I carelessly tied up a pair of spurs
Last saturday night on rooster hill

I pick Cortez up off the ground
Neck was floppin' he wasn't makin' a sound
Left leg was missing and he was barely breathin'
I dropped him down in paper sack
And told old Charlie I'd be coming back
Next saturday night on rooster hill

So I took Cortez home and laid him in his cage
He was up and about in a couple of days
Hopin' round and crowing loud revenge
I feed him steak the rest of the week
He'd just rip it apart with his angry beak
Got to snapin' the cage wired like a pair of pliers

Look out cortez is coming back
And he wont be in no paper sack
He's healed and he's fired up
For rooster hill

Well saturday night rolled around again
And i tucked cortez into his portable pin
And we headed on up to check out the secluded hill
When we arrived the bones was already rollin
And you could hear Charlie's big bad gray a crowing 
And sure enough it's saturday night on rooster hill

We scaled them up and Cortez was light 
And I said that's alright let old one leg fight 
And Charlie gave three to one odds one his big bad gray
We faced them off and Cortez knew 
He was looking at the bird that spurred and chewed him half away last week
On rooster hill

We set 'em down to let 'em scratch
And it took all I had to hold Cortez back
He dug a hole deep enough to bury the big gray
Charlie look at me and said a grand to five
I said Charlie you're on let them feathers fly
It's saturday night
On rooster hill

Look out cortez is coming back
And he wont be in no paper sack
He's healed and he's fired up
For rooster hill

Earl gives a count and hollers pit 
And cortez flies up to make one fatale hit 
And Charlie kicks his big bad gray in the gully 
He slowly peels off ten big bills
And I say Charlie old buddy I know how it feels
This aint my first trip to rooster hill

It's sunday morning back here on the farm
Things are quiet except around the barn
It's sunrise and I'm cookin' Cortez a t-bone
All the bars are closed and the only action 
Is my champion cock crowing satisfaction
And me a count'n my take...
On Rooster hill


25 posted on 02/08/2011 5:05:36 AM PST by skeptoid (The road to serfdom is being paved by RINOs, and Lisa Murkowski is their mascot.)
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To: Lmo56

Justice was served. Just like when the bull kills the matador.


26 posted on 02/08/2011 5:23:45 AM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (Liberalism is against human nature. Practicing liberalism is detrimental to your mental stability.)
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To: Lmo56

“Tamale!”


27 posted on 02/08/2011 7:25:37 AM PST by Bruce Campbells Chin
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