[Christian Engineer Mass]

It just reminds us how pathetic and out of date their talking heads are now.

Couric :
The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces. The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. “one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of human excrement”

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=couric

[Erasmus]

Thye keep it in an iridium jar in a temperature and humidity controlled cabinet in a bomb-proof cellar under the Swiss National Institute of Metrics and Horology.

One thoroughly vetted visitor per month is allowed into the laboratory, under close supervision, to test their portable secondary standards against it, and take those standards back to their home country for further use in calibrating instruments there.