Posted on 02/06/2011 6:15:19 AM PST by Repulican Donkey
"My fellow citizens of the world and happenstance winners of the reproductive lottery who now reside in the national entity bordered by Canada on the North and Mexico on the south...."
You need to understand, and let me be perfectly clear about it, that the two situation are completely different.
Hosni Mubarak is eighty two years old, dying of cancer and has always believed himself an ally. He has done more to support and assist Israel, the only true stable and democratic government in the Middle East as much as I hate to admit the fact, than any other leader in the region. So, to summarize he's old,sick, and ally and I can blind side him easily.
Iran, on the other hand, has a president who is certifiably crazy, healthy, brutal and will soon have nuclear missles. If I stand up to that guy he's likely to laugh at me or suggest I go do indecent things with a goat. So he is young, healthy, an enemy and he could belttle me and heap scorn upon me.
Based on the careful political and diplomatic calculus involved I have decided that my already bruised ego cannot stand further abuse. So I have drawn a line in the sand for Mubarak and have decided to pound sand for Mahmoud, may blessings and peace be upon him, because there's no way he'll take me seriously.
In closing, I have asked three medicine men, two voodoo pacticioners and my dear friend, Reverend wright, to lead us in a dance, the killing of a chicken and a racist diatribe to secure upon me the blessing of the Great Whoever or Whatever you think may be guiding me.
Good Night"
Perfect!...sounds like something a “Rock Star” would say.
Excellent!
He did say that he was relying on his “personal savior” the Lord Jesus Christ more than ever these days.”
Especially after Iran parades their newly developed Nuclear warhead and delivery system down the main streets of Tehran.
Ha ha!
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