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The writer of this article should win a pulitzer for the last line.
1 posted on 02/04/2011 9:04:08 AM PST by KosmicKitty
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To: KosmicKitty

This was the funniest thing I have read all day...:)


2 posted on 02/04/2011 9:07:28 AM PST by rlmorel ("If this doesn't light your fire, Men, the pilot light's out!"...Coach Ed Bolin)
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To: KosmicKitty

I see a Darwin Award in Michelson’s future.


3 posted on 02/04/2011 9:08:03 AM PST by Lou L (The Senate without a fillibuster is just a 100-member version of the House.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Dude! What?


4 posted on 02/04/2011 9:10:36 AM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: windcliff; onedoug

ping


5 posted on 02/04/2011 9:17:33 AM PST by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: KosmicKitty
I wonder if this guy was his consultant?

SKOWHEGAN, Maine — A local man was arrested Monday after trying to get a loan to pay restitution at a branch of the same bank he was convicted of robbing in 2008.

Man arrested trying to get loan from bank he robbed

8 posted on 02/04/2011 9:25:07 AM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: KosmicKitty

Another Obama voter gets busted.


9 posted on 02/04/2011 9:26:17 AM PST by Third Person
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To: KosmicKitty

I believe there is an old saying and this proves that Paranoia is indeed a Deed Destroyer.

And

Proof that Legalization would reduce drug related calls to 911.


11 posted on 02/04/2011 9:32:12 AM PST by Dryman ("FREE THE LONG FORM!")
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To: KosmicKitty

A t.v. show entitled “Stupid Criminals” could be pretty funny! :)


12 posted on 02/04/2011 9:54:38 AM PST by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Whoa, Dude! What??

My first chance to post the stoned kitty picture!!

13 posted on 02/04/2011 10:01:52 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

Knock knock

“Who’s there ?”

“It’s Dave”

“Dave’s not here”

“NO man. It’s Dave. Open the door.”

I told you man. Dave’s not here.”


14 posted on 02/04/2011 10:55:13 AM PST by maine yankee
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