If I could only have had it so easy,...they used to make us swim from Hawaii Kai to Molokai every morning after being eaten by sharks, and then we were made to wake up 45 minutes before we went to bed, had a breafast of cold nails and dust, and had to tow an ocean liner behind us as we broke the surf zone and ran a marathon in soft sand on the beach....and that was on holiday....
“Oh, that shark has pretty teeth, babe,
“And he shows them pearly whites,
“When that shark bites with his teeth, babe,
“Scarlet billows start to spread,