CHELSEA: MARRIAGE OVER!

National Enquirer ^ | 2/2/11 | Staff

[Nachum]

CHELSEA CLINTON's new husband walked out on her after a knock-down, drag-out fight over starting a family, sources say, and now the former first daughter wants an annulment!

Just six months after marrying into the Clinton clan, Marc Mezvinsky has quit his cushy Wall Street job to be a ski bum in Wyoming, leaving a devastated Chelsea behind in their New York apartment, insiders say.

[Darksheare]

Shoggoth in the bedroom. A love story.

[marlon]

"Do Hill & Bill get their dough back for the BIG wedding and reception?"

You don't seriously think they used their own money do you?

[The Comedian]

Chelsea does have that "Innsmouth Look" about her...

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[biff]

I think you have uncovered something here. It’s da bushes fault.

[marlon]

Oh yeah, the “Bush Brats” can’t hold a candle to that looker Chelsea. Have you had your eyes checked lately?

[Noumenon]

Oh, that’s good. What will the Deep Old Ones think?

[Lazamataz]

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[True Republican Patriot]

Take your shower and “Get Over It!”

Definite Libtard tendencies being shown telling Us that we are embarrassing You and telling Us how we should act! Yuk!

Did You perhaps attend Chelsea Hubbell’s Wedding? Just Askin!

[True Republican Patriot]

That sure is a closeup photo of an exact reproduction of Webster Hubbell’s Jaw, Chin and Mouth! Good Gosh! Could you imagine waking up
to that Mug after Your Beer Goggles disappeared!

[presently no screen name]

It's a figure of speech for godssake! Leave it alone.

HEY! Don't tell me what to do. THIS is a figure of speech THIS SITE kills me sometimes HA HA. A figure of speech for who?

You got called on it and your panties are now, obviously, in a twist. Should I give you a 'HA HA'!!

Maybe you need a teleprompter to keep you 'on track'. Speaking from the heart reveals alot!

[Darksheare]

I misread that as “Laz hit it WITH a runaway train”, which brings to mind all kinds of metaphorical conundrums.

[windsorknot]

Marc got tired of waking up on those “Chelsea mornings”.

[Darksheare]

Yeah, a figure of speech after continuing to whine about the thread at post 75.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2667510/posts?page=75#75
And he says what about people calling him on it?
Oh yeah, he says I’m a dork.
The whiner.

[GOPJ]

I am actually saddened. I wanted Chelsea Clinton to be happy and have something resembling a normal life after having to grow up in the fishbowl of the White House.

I'm with you on this one... prayers for both of them...

[presently no screen name]

Oh yeah, he says I’m a dork. The whiner.

Whining, name calling and pointing fingers - liberal traits.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I thought it was my week to be the dork. What’s up with that?

[Darksheare]

I dunno.
Somebody didn't get the memo on 'dorkness scheduling' for this week.
If I didn't know better, I'd say someone was tying to jump the queue!
That will sabotage our entire system of rotating dorkness. And you know wht THAT means?
Oh yes, videos will be returned late.

[EDINVA]

Related thread: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2667477/posts. Says she will visit him every couple of weeks, but also refers to her desperation to have a family.

Who knows? I can understand her staying in NYC if she’s in grad school, but why would he take off for Jackson Hole? Not quite the same as his company sending him on an assignment to the West Coast or Europe. Ski-bumming sounds like pretty irresponsible behavior for a newly married 33 year old.

One would have hoped this couple would have had a better life together than either of their parents.

[Tijeras_Slim]

It can’t be too tough to schedule. I can’t imagine that there’s more than one dork at a time on FR.

[Darksheare]

I dunno, it’s threads like this that call out to all the weird humored and then we all congregate.