(Note the blurb, refers to INSIDE. So who is smarter?)
(Note the blurb, refers to INSIDE. So who is smarter?)
It has been a very popular web site for several years now.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
It is quite incredible.
Reminds me of how I met my wife in a supermarket. In my cart I had a box of Protein 19 Cereal, a carton of 2% milk, some bananas and a carton of cigarettes. She looked into my cart and asked “What? Are you on a health kick?” She’s made me laugh ever since.
Whew, thankfully, I didn’t make the cut.
Some must be staged. They have to be.
Not Activism
Direct Link: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Start with any county social services department and then just wait for the yowls of indignation that would commence after about ten minutes.
"People Of Healthcare" would be a hoot, too. There are some real chunksters gallumphing up and down the halls of medical facilities, in scrubs with infantile cartoon prints that just don't help matters at all.
Well, scratch the two separate categories and just stick with "People Of Government," I forgot they've essentially become one and the same.
Welcome to the internet!
Source, peopleofwalmart.com, lineal descendants of Hieronymus Bosch.
http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/the-walmart-drinking-game
The Walmart Drinking Game...
It’s simple: fill up a water bottle with a clear alcohol like vodka or gin. If that isn’t your speed, throw some whiskey in a coffee travel mug. I don’t really care – alcoholism is as alcoholism does. Now head over to your local Walmart...
Every time you see a mother pushing a cart with obese child in it, take one shot. If that child has a plastic bag over its head, take two shots. If the mother is clearly unconcerned, take three.
Every time you can smell someone’s bodily odor from further than five feet, take one shot. Further than ten feet, take two. If you can smell body odor but cannot locate the source of said odor, take three.
Every time you see someone perpetuating a stereotype of any sort, take one shot. That includes a black person buying anything “purple” flavored, a fat person buying bulk amounts of frozen pizzas, and a trailer-trash family of more than six buying anything at all.
Every time you spot a lower back tattoo take one shot. If it’s of a flower, a butterfly or anything remotely tribal, take two shots. If it’s accompanied by a thong, a g-string or a large plumber butt, take three.
Every time you see someone in a motorized wheelchair, take one shot. If they seem to be in it merely because they are vastly overweight, take two shots. If they have the vehicle decorated with childish stickers and stuffed animals, take three.
Every time you see what appears to be a single mom under the age of 20, take one shot. If her child is making a loud fuss and acting extremely bratty, take two. If she’s clearly pregnant again, take three.
That’s just a start. Suggestions, anyone?
LOL, I get these in the mail all the time. I shop at Wal-mart and I think these are hilarious!
It’s gotten to a point where I don’t care what I look like when I head to WalMart....and nobody else does either.
Accurate.
I remember when K-Mart was the target of ridicule and it was very effective in hurting their business profile.
Now, it seems, the the new target is Walmart.
Why is that no one has ever questioned the source behind these ‘selective photographs’ taken of shoppers? Yes, some of those pictures are bazaar but, personally, I gave up making fun of people because of their appearance when I left grade school.
My bet is if Walmart unionized their workers, these ‘humorous’ photos would soon disappear, in the mean time, I’ll still shop, shamelessly, at Walmart.
ping
Oh my........
Is the person with the maroon shirt a man or woman? I can’t tell.