I hope there were no alien abductions and anal probes involved in this!
You just got Barney Franks's attention.
My first grader came home from school with some assignment in which they were supposed to connect words beginning with the letter “U” to a list of descriptions on the other side of the page. When he got to the last one the only things left were “UFO” and “a space ship.” I told him not to bother connecting them and, when the teacher says something or marks it wrong, ask the teacher what the letters in UFO stand for and then point out to him that if it’s “unidentified” it can’t very well be identified as “a space ship.” I told him it was an example of sloppy thinking and not to let the teacher get away with it. He’s had the gift of sarcasm since he was at least two and is really sharp so I think he’ll be able to lead the teacher unsuspecting into the trap.