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Dallas strip clubs worried about stripper shortage for Super Bowl weekend
Daily Caller ^ | 1-28-11 | Caroline May

Posted on 01/28/2011 12:46:46 PM PST by Justaham

A 9.4 percent unemployment rate? Pish posh! In Dallas-Fort Worth exotic club managers across the city are desperately seeking strippers for Super Bowl weekend.

These adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.

Dallas strip joint Showtime Cabaret is advertising like crazy to bring in the chicas. The gentlemen’s club is currently in need of 140 more gams (or, for those who failed math and/or never mastered 1930s colloquialisms, 70 additional girls) to bring their total number of dancers to 120.

“Want a safe, clean club to make the big $$$ in?” reads Showtime’s advertisement, promising close access to Cowboys Stadium where the Super Bowl will be played. “If you think you have what it takes come see us.”

A manager at Silver City Cabaret was a bit more optimistic about their ability to hire more girls before the onslaught of Super Bowl attendees. She told The Daily Caller that while currently there are hardly enough lap-friendly ladies to meet the expected demand, she thinks many women will travel from across the country to get in on the Super Bowl debauchery bucks.

“I don’t think a lot of girls are going to come into town on Monday and Tuesday,” she said. “We get girls from Vegas, New York, and a lot from up north, like Wisconsin.”

Stripper ratio good or bad, sounds like Dallas will be having a rip roaring time come February 6.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dallas; football; job; strippers; superbowl; texas; whores; women
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To: illiac

I was thinking the same thing.

Going to a strip club is like being hungry and WATCHING someone cook a steak.

I know a guy who used to manage a strip club. He said all those girls are nasty. ewwww!


22 posted on 01/28/2011 1:11:40 PM PST by Terry Mross (We need a SECOND party.)
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To: MissTed; GeronL
I’ve already told them, I don’t care how much they’re willing to pay me, I’m not gonna do it! ;o)

OK, OK! I'LL DO IT! But I'm not shaving my back.

23 posted on 01/28/2011 1:14:01 PM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: Justaham

See what happens when you have two teams without cheerleaders playing for the Super Bowl?

Not a good thing.


24 posted on 01/28/2011 1:15:35 PM PST by bwc2221 (.)
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To: Terry Mross

Many clubs I played in with various rock bands from the 70s-90s were “dual purpose” clubs. Strippers are dangerous people.


25 posted on 01/28/2011 1:16:08 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Venturer

Mayeb some pop stars would be willing, or they can import Vegas showgirls.


26 posted on 01/28/2011 1:17:18 PM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: bigheadfred
LOL - So you overheard my conversation, huh??
27 posted on 01/28/2011 1:18:13 PM PST by MissTed ( Since beginning the gin and tonic diet, I've already lost two days!)
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To: Terry Mross

They usually are.

But, with more middle class students stripping/hooking for designer clothes, surely they might be able to recruit cheerleaders from the local high schools.


28 posted on 01/28/2011 1:19:23 PM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: Justaham

G string-ready jobs.


29 posted on 01/28/2011 1:21:30 PM PST by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: Niuhuru

That could get a lot of people in trouble....high school cheerleaders.

Ironic that I watched LOLITA on T.V. last night.


30 posted on 01/28/2011 1:24:08 PM PST by Terry Mross (We need a SECOND party.)
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To: Justaham
Katie has been preparing for this moment her entire life...


Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

31 posted on 01/28/2011 1:25:18 PM PST by The Comedian (Stop voting for The Government Party)
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To: BenLurkin
Ouch. Or these from DU:

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32 posted on 01/28/2011 1:26:38 PM PST by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: The Comedian

Oh lucky you! We expect a full report. And pictures. Yes! Pictures!

(That pic makes me want to hand her a roll of toilet paper. Looks like she’s gonna need one...hmmmm...maybe 2...)


33 posted on 01/28/2011 1:34:54 PM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: MissTed
LOL - So you overheard my conversation, huh??

You're not shaving your back, either???

Right ON!!!

34 posted on 01/28/2011 1:37:15 PM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: Justaham

When I hear the words “Dallas Strip Clubs” for some reason I think of Jack Ruby and Billy Martin.


35 posted on 01/28/2011 1:41:42 PM PST by gusty
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To: Justaham

...ugh. Dallas has an enormous amount of strip joints and cocaine infused, bleach blonde, silicon chested women as it is. Like they need more?

But I’ve heard Silver City has an excellent steak. (seriously)


36 posted on 01/28/2011 1:42:11 PM PST by nagdt ("None of my EX's live in Texas")
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To: bigheadfred

37 posted on 01/28/2011 1:42:14 PM PST by MissTed ( Since beginning the gin and tonic diet, I've already lost two days!)
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To: Terry Mross

I wasn’t serious.


38 posted on 01/28/2011 2:32:06 PM PST by Niuhuru (The Internet is the digital AIDS; adapting and successfully destroying the MSM host.)
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To: Melas
It is shameful that you love that city, but that has nothing to do with their current stripper population.

Signed
A Houston Resident

39 posted on 01/28/2011 2:41:41 PM PST by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: Melas
It is not shameful to admit you love Dallas.

What is shameful is that you love Dallas.

40 posted on 01/28/2011 3:48:59 PM PST by starlifter (Pullum sapit)
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