Posted on 01/28/2011 12:46:46 PM PST by Justaham
A 9.4 percent unemployment rate? Pish posh! In Dallas-Fort Worth exotic club managers across the city are desperately seeking strippers for Super Bowl weekend.
These adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.
Dallas strip joint Showtime Cabaret is advertising like crazy to bring in the chicas. The gentlemens club is currently in need of 140 more gams (or, for those who failed math and/or never mastered 1930s colloquialisms, 70 additional girls) to bring their total number of dancers to 120.
Want a safe, clean club to make the big $$$ in? reads Showtimes advertisement, promising close access to Cowboys Stadium where the Super Bowl will be played. If you think you have what it takes come see us.
A manager at Silver City Cabaret was a bit more optimistic about their ability to hire more girls before the onslaught of Super Bowl attendees. She told The Daily Caller that while currently there are hardly enough lap-friendly ladies to meet the expected demand, she thinks many women will travel from across the country to get in on the Super Bowl debauchery bucks.
I dont think a lot of girls are going to come into town on Monday and Tuesday, she said. We get girls from Vegas, New York, and a lot from up north, like Wisconsin.
Stripper ratio good or bad, sounds like Dallas will be having a rip roaring time come February 6.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
I was thinking the same thing.
Going to a strip club is like being hungry and WATCHING someone cook a steak.
I know a guy who used to manage a strip club. He said all those girls are nasty. ewwww!
OK, OK! I'LL DO IT! But I'm not shaving my back.
See what happens when you have two teams without cheerleaders playing for the Super Bowl?
Not a good thing.
Many clubs I played in with various rock bands from the 70s-90s were “dual purpose” clubs. Strippers are dangerous people.
Mayeb some pop stars would be willing, or they can import Vegas showgirls.
They usually are.
But, with more middle class students stripping/hooking for designer clothes, surely they might be able to recruit cheerleaders from the local high schools.
G string-ready jobs.
That could get a lot of people in trouble....high school cheerleaders.
Ironic that I watched LOLITA on T.V. last night.
Oh lucky you! We expect a full report. And pictures. Yes! Pictures!
(That pic makes me want to hand her a roll of toilet paper. Looks like she’s gonna need one...hmmmm...maybe 2...)
You're not shaving your back, either???
Right ON!!!
When I hear the words “Dallas Strip Clubs” for some reason I think of Jack Ruby and Billy Martin.
...ugh. Dallas has an enormous amount of strip joints and cocaine infused, bleach blonde, silicon chested women as it is. Like they need more?
But I’ve heard Silver City has an excellent steak. (seriously)
I wasn’t serious.
Signed
A Houston Resident
What is shameful is that you love Dallas.
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