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Great Danes & Dead Man's Ashes Snorted by Suspects
WCJB (North Central Florida) ^ | January 20th 2011 | Natalia Martinez

Posted on 01/21/2011 10:13:56 AM PST by savedbygrace

Five people accused of robbing a home in Marion County last month admit they stole and snorted what they thought was cocaine. Turns out, the powder was actually the ashes of a woman's father and her two Great Danes.

(Excerpt) Read more at wcjb.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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This creeps me out.
1 posted on 01/21/2011 10:13:57 AM PST by savedbygrace
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To: savedbygrace

Awesome!

2 posted on 01/21/2011 10:16:03 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: savedbygrace

Are you kidding? That’s the HEADLINE OF THE DAY!

Only on FR can you find such news.


3 posted on 01/21/2011 10:16:31 AM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: savedbygrace

What is insane is that human ashes are not like powder but like small gravel, they always contain small bone fragments and even surgical pins, staples and so on! How did they explain the presence of bone fragments?


4 posted on 01/21/2011 10:18:54 AM PST by Allthegoodusernamesaregone (Here I come to save the day! - Barack Obama, Jan. 14th 2011)
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To: savedbygrace

5 posted on 01/21/2011 10:20:21 AM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: savedbygrace
Ok, ok, they made a big mistake. But how do you stop them from barking?
6 posted on 01/21/2011 10:22:36 AM PST by JPG (There is hope for America and her name is Sarah Palin.)
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To: JPG

ROFLMAO


7 posted on 01/21/2011 10:24:34 AM PST by immadashell
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8 posted on 01/21/2011 10:34:02 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: savedbygrace; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Father Nose Best.


9 posted on 01/21/2011 10:36:45 AM PST by martin_fierro (Fido is a helluva drug)
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To: IrishCatholic
Not true. A similar thing happened in MA a few years ago. Sans "Daddy".

Thieves broke in, saw a container with "Charlie" (a street name for
cocaine) on it, and proceeded to snort the remains of the former
family dog.

The best fictional take-off, imho, was the Married...with
Children
Labor Day cookout epi.

10 posted on 01/21/2011 10:39:11 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: savedbygrace

Did they get high?


11 posted on 01/21/2011 10:45:23 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: savedbygrace

lister: “I’ve been eating half the crew!”


12 posted on 01/21/2011 10:45:30 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: martin_fierro


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

13 posted on 01/21/2011 10:55:37 AM PST by The Comedian ("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" - B. Goldwater)
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To: savedbygrace

FLORIDUH!


14 posted on 01/21/2011 11:04:59 AM PST by omega4179 (Loughner--influenced by left wing hate media!)
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To: savedbygrace

FLORIDUH!


15 posted on 01/21/2011 11:05:01 AM PST by omega4179 (Loughner--influenced by left wing hate media!)
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To: martin_fierro
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16 posted on 01/21/2011 11:37:21 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: Allthegoodusernamesaregone

My wife discovered that when she spread her mom’s ashes over the beach and ocean. She was alone. Traumatizing, to say the least.


17 posted on 01/21/2011 11:44:27 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: JennysCool

Was that the film where the wind coning off the ocean blew the ashes back in their faces?


18 posted on 01/21/2011 11:47:14 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God.)
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the powder was actually the ashes of a woman's father and her two Great Danes

I could see it if they were Schnozzers....

19 posted on 01/21/2011 12:05:56 PM PST by mikrofon (That stuff'll terrier linings apart...)
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"WOT?!"



20 posted on 01/21/2011 12:08:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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