Posted on 01/20/2011 1:29:38 PM PST by squidward
Cathy Cruz Marrero ponders lawsuit after video of her fountain fall goes viral.
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She’s another half-wit who thinks there should be someone THERE all her life long to hold her hand.... and save her from her own stupidity!!!
I’d like to be the first to thank fountain lady for her part in stimulating our economy through new job creation.
All malls will now have to hire “fountain guards” to patrol the perimeter off all fountains to keep stupid idiots who aren’t paying attention to where they are walking, because they make the conscious choice to text and walk at the same time, from falling into the fountains. Probably will need several to keep all sides of the fountain protected at all times.
That will be more jobs than BO’s created.
The rest of the world already knows the answers to that stupid statement......and she's hired you to find out??????
I think you passed Law School 101...remember in 3rd grade, you had to write a narrative that contained: *who* *what* *where* *when* *why*?
That’s just funny.
Q: What happened?
A: Your impaired WWT (walking while texting) client fell into a large, visible fountain at the mall.
Q: How did it happen?
A: Because she is either stupid, did it on purpose, or likely both.
Q: Who is responsible?
A: Your client.
Q: Where do we go from here?
A: We don’t care. Just go.
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