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Man goes berserk after excessive-flatulence teasing
WorldNetDaily ^ | January 19, 2011 | WorldNetDaily

Posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:23 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Edited on 01/20/2011 5:17:27 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend.

According to published reports, Marc Higgins, 21, allegedly stabbed to death his friend, Matthew Walton, and injured three others during a house party Saturday night in Bristol, Conn., where alcohol was being consumed.


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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: flatulence; marchiggins; party; stabbing
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To: xrmusn

Reminds me of a flight crew briefing years ago. It was about a 4 am show and everyone was quiet while the captain was going over weather, delays, etc.,... The first officer looked at me and said, “Did you know that the average woman passes gas 16 times a day?” I looked at him and said, “Well, I’ve got mine out of the way for today.” Needless to say, everyone hit the floor screaming and it went downhill from then. It was a bunch of partiers and we ended up in New Orleans on the Sunday before Mardi Gras. Great crew!

P.S. My sister and I have always referred to pooting as ‘shooting the bunny’.


61 posted on 01/20/2011 7:11:02 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Then there’s the adage-

“Repetition is the sincerest form of flatulence.”


62 posted on 01/20/2011 7:13:51 AM PST by mikrofon (GI Bill of Rights cited?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend.

Pity. He should have just invoked the "Smelt It, Dealt It" rule and chilled out.

63 posted on 01/20/2011 7:15:04 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hillary must have a hell of a time at parties.


64 posted on 01/20/2011 7:16:59 AM PST by jetson
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence

That word "reprimand" is too uncivil. We need an apology.

65 posted on 01/20/2011 7:37:18 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: VRWCmember
LOL! I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!


66 posted on 01/20/2011 7:39:49 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

He who articulated it, particulated it.


67 posted on 01/20/2011 7:48:09 AM PST by sportutegrl
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To: Allegra; wazoo1031

Poot Pingie....


68 posted on 01/20/2011 7:57:43 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Seruzawa
Bush’s fault!

Indeed.


69 posted on 01/20/2011 8:00:26 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: SERKIT

70 posted on 01/20/2011 8:04:36 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: xrmusn

Ever gambled on a fart and lost? Not fun, even if you’re home....


71 posted on 01/20/2011 8:07:33 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

72 posted on 01/20/2011 8:09:45 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Blame the Right and its vitriol, not farts.


73 posted on 01/20/2011 8:50:02 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: CJ Wolf; aragorn; houeto; Quix; B4Ranch; Whenifhow; Silentgypsy; Lurker; BenKenobi; ...
Silent-but-deadly ping.

"Insanity Wave" ping.

Ping list scanning the increase of insane violence, murder, suicide, and mental meltdown statements and events.

FReepmail me if you want on or off The Comedian's "Insanity Wave" ping list...


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

74 posted on 01/20/2011 9:07:14 AM PST by The Comedian ("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" - B. Goldwater)
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To: ErnBatavia

Ever gambled on a fart and lost? Not fun, even if you’re home....
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Just another ‘former training lesson’ put to good use.

The DUCK WALK......


75 posted on 01/20/2011 9:21:10 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98))
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To: The Comedian

Yeah wellll

holding some things in can foster explosions alright.

But I swear, this time, it wasn’t ME!


76 posted on 01/20/2011 9:22:48 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: The Comedian

Where do you find this crap? :-)


77 posted on 01/20/2011 9:26:19 AM PST by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: VRWCmember

I am glad someone picked that up!!!!


78 posted on 01/20/2011 9:30:58 AM PST by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Beer farts are just wicked.


79 posted on 01/20/2011 10:21:33 AM PST by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: Rebelbase

“recall a thread where a huge fat guy in a small room died from poisoning the air with his own flatulence while sleeping...”

Nah, he didn’t really die.

He just thought he was in heaven.


80 posted on 01/20/2011 10:28:21 AM PST by dblup
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