Well, to smoke properly you need 4 lbs of wood per pound of meat (give or take). A mammoth weighs in at 16,000 lbs or so, so we need 64,000 lbs of pecan.
Or 60,000 lbs of mesquite and 4,000 lbs of pecan (trust me).
This is doable...
53 posted on 01/17/2011 9:23:14 PM PST by piytar
(0's idea of power: the capacity to inflict unlimited pain and suffering on another human being. 1984)