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To: The Comedian
Flocks of birds slamming into those cloaked UFOs ... and fish die offs due to the exhaust of those USOs. Just sayin’
70 posted on
01/15/2011 8:32:50 AM PST by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: The Comedian
To address the respiratory problem of the cows, the federal government MUST provide treadmills for each cow!
77 posted on
01/15/2011 8:36:49 AM PST by
G Larry
(When you're right, avoid compromise!)
To: The Comedian
It’s a good thing they didn’t fall from the sky like the birds did.......
95 posted on
01/15/2011 8:46:58 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(The only thing Super Glue is good for is gluing your fingers together.....)
To: The Comedian
No, this was probably the dreaded tall building.
To: The Comedian
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.....
104 posted on
01/15/2011 9:03:05 AM PST by
EggsAckley
( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!)
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112 posted on
01/15/2011 9:33:35 AM PST by
njslim
To: The Comedian
Since Google Earth won’t locate Stockton, Wisconsin today, I tried another method and have developed this address as almost a pinpoint of the field.
Google Earth using Rocky Line Ct, Fancher, WI. as the address. The A indicator is a good reference point. It’s within 1000 feet of the field.
113 posted on
01/15/2011 9:35:52 AM PST by
B4Ranch
(Do NOT remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
To: The Comedian; Diana in Wisconsin
In seemingly unrelated news, this fan was seen milking cows the night before the life and death play off game this week:
125 posted on
01/15/2011 10:18:32 AM PST by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: The Comedian
Alien: Moo moo, moo (We have experimented with all the beings of Earth,) Moo moo, moo. Moo (And we have learned that you are the most intelligent and wise)
Randy: What the hell are they talking about?
Cow: Moo moo? (Why did you turn some of us inside out?)
Alien: Moo moo, moo. Moo. (Oh, that was Carl's fault. He's new)
Alien Carl: Moo….moo…moo. (Yeah, sorry about that, my bad!)
To: The Comedian; All
I saw an article a few days ago about CO2 and methane seeping out of the ground and killing things. One was from injecting the CO2 into the ground and the other was from thawing permafrost if I remember correctly.
To: The Comedian
They could have been fed bad hay and it poisoned them. High nitrates in feed can kill cattle. We raise cattle in Wyoming. Have to be careful of oat hay. If we are going to feed it we have it tested for nitrates. I doubt it was the cold unless they had no water, or had been starving. I feel for the rancher..what a huge loss.
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151 posted on
01/15/2011 6:57:32 PM PST by
Elsie
( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: The Comedian
Basically, these cows died from Swine Flu.
Oh, the Cow-manity! :)
157 posted on
01/15/2011 7:19:44 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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