Tiffany Startz and Jimmy Mounts
I doubt if there's $5.00 in the estate to begin with.
The coroner needs to change his report. The man died of terminal stupidity.
Thats bad, real bad. lol
Darwin Award Nominee Alert!
Stupid is as stupid does! What a sick tragedy which brought one death and will ruin the lives of several people.
“Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”
So in Tiffany’s case, it’s not I would hit it, but she would hit me!
:garage party”: translation: totally s-faced one and all. there is your root cause my friends. demon rum.
“Five bucks, and she hits like a girl!”
Which is more ironic, a 5’8”, 140 lb rapper with a stage name “fatboy” or a member of a group called “Krazy Killas” dying from a single punch from a girl.
That was definitely a case of stupid being painful...
Contradiction in terms.
“when he starting offering other guests”
...does anyone proof read anymore?
Mounts looks like some of the idiots I ran with in HS before my parents sent me to Military Acadamy to straighten me out. Which it did.
He’s the one everyone is scared of and don’t like. When he arrives everyone tries to be his friend and to be tough because he’s going to do something dangerous and stupid to get attention and he’s only going to pick on the weak and quite. They laugh at his jokes. He gives “atomic wedgies” freely, painful “titty twisters” and farts a lot.
John A. Powell
Tiffany Startz
(Photos: LINK)
Note: Tiffany is wearing a softball jacket and an Internet search turned up:
- A "Tiffany Startz",18 years old in 2006, on a local team called the "Stone City Sharks" played in the "Country Companies Fastpitch Tournament." It mentions that she tripled - but not if she pitched (LINK).
- A "Tiffany Startz Stone City Sharks IL" is listed as recruited to play for "GRAND VALLEY STATE" under "Class 1A - 4A Softball" (LINK).
Not only does "Fatboy" looks outright anorexic, but Tiffany outweighs him, looks a whole lot healthier then him, and appears to have been very athletic even through college. What was "Fatboy" thinking?
“Hold muh beer and watch this!”
What a buzz-kill for that party huh?
This is why I stay away from people who have been drinking, especially in groups.
Sad all around. The guy’s dead, the girl’s probably in some kind of trouble - other than just knowing she killed someone.