[Alberta's Child]

Some of Whitman's many voice impressions include: Don Imus, Louie Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Tim Conway Jr., Rick Dees, Bob Dole, Al Gore, Senator Ted Kennedy, Kenny Kingston, Jay Leno, Tom Leykis, Jack Nicholson, Al Rantel, Judge Larry Seidlin, Jack Silver, Don Pardo, Regis Philbin, Frosty Stillwell, George Noory, Alex Trebek, and Gene Rayburn.

I can't believe they left out one of his greatest voice impressions of all: Michael Jackson.

The offices of WABC in New York City were flooded with calls from irate listeners a few years back when one of the station's hosts conducted an on-air interview with "Michael Jackson" (Brian Whitman) that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Most people really thought it was Michael Jackson on the other end of the line, and they were calling to express their outrage that the station would have a child molester on the air like that.

One old woman who got on the air gave him all kinds of grief for his on-stage antics over the years. "Why do you feel a need to stand up there and grab your crotch like that in your videos?," she asked.

"I have to grab my crotch, honey," 'Jackson' said, "That's how I hit the high notes!"

ROFL.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

The offices of WABC in New York City were flooded with calls from irate listeners a few years back when one of the station's hosts conducted an on-air interview with "Michael Jackson" (Brian Whitman) that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Most people really thought it was Michael Jackson on the other end of the line, and they were calling to express their outrage that the station would have a child molester on the air like that.

I actually heard that!