[aruanan]

"As the night wore on, the two of them would solicit my help in composing dirty limericks."

First line:

I once knew a lad from Jakarta

[kiltie65]

Or, first line:

I once knew a lad from Mombasa...

[Colonel_Flagg]

I once knew a lad from Jakarta

Who did things that aren't in Encarta.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

There once was a pervert named Frank,
Who “knew” a promiscuous skank.
He did mom and dad,
and the young trollop’s lad.
Young Barry then said his shorts stank.