[Bitwhacker]

Or maybe, when you ask Nobama what time it is:

1. He tells you what time it should be, according to his own sense of 'social justice';
2. He tells you that what time it is hasn't mattered since his predecessor screwed up timekeeping for generations to come;
3. He tells you that time keeping is really the job of the government, and so he is instructing his Time Czar to make illegal the private ownership of watches and to take over the timekeeping industry through regulations issued by the National Institute of Standards and Technology;
4. And that the price of timekeeping will 'initially necessarily skyrocket', but will eventually come down to below-market prices once 'alternative time keeping technologies' hit the market.
5. But that 'if you like the watch you have now, you can keep it' -- just like he said about your health insurance, your GM bonds and your guns...

(The sad thing is that instead of satire, the above could become all too true with this crowd...;-))

[Molly Pitcher]

HA! Yes, that about covers it...scarily so....

6. Also: Some of us have too much time & others less, so evaluations by the Time Czar are underway to remedy this inequity. The IRS will be mandated to judge our compliance with "Time Reporting"

[Bitwhacker]

And, to forsee the reaction to Nobama's telling you what time it is:

1. John Boehner gives a tearful recounting of how he worked his way through college selling watches before 'putting his name forward for office', and this is all 'chicken something-or-other';
2. Paul Ryan says we can't afford Nobama's plan for the timekeeping industry takeover -- but he has a Timekeeping Roadmap that gets us to solvency by 2020;
3. Krauthammer declares Nobama a political genius yet again for using timekeeping as a wedge issue;
4. Eric Cantor says he can't find a justification for it in the Constitution;
5. Bawney Fwank says it falls under the Commerce Clause, because 'if you go from Massachussetts to New hamshire, you still have to know what time it is";
6. And Justice Sotomayor writes in the majority opinion in Timex v. United States that 'Federal control of timekeeping has been the foundation of the penumbra eminating from Wise Latinas throughout history'

Hehehehe....

[The Raven]

>> He tells you what time it should be

Yes, of course!!!