“I will swear on a stack of Gutenberg Bibles that I will never do it! :)”
Don’t swear on it, Just say you are sticking with your low-power persistent papyrus high-resolution displays for now.
That way nobody gets to tease you later when you become an annoying kindle user like I’ve become.
“...low-power persistent papyrus high-resolution displays...”
LOL! Love it! :)