"Trainers drill the monkeys on around 30 commands, including "fetch," for retrieving an object, and "trash," for taking something to the garbage can. "Push" might mean the monkey should shut the refrigerator door, while "open" would achieve the opposite. Motivation for learning tasks is provided with peanut butter and spray can whipped cream."
1 posted on
12/31/2010 6:34:48 AM PST by
Cardhu
To: Cardhu
To: Cardhu
Nothing doing. I'm not hiring a liberal, no matter how cute they might be.
/johnny
To: Cardhu
desperately trying to avoid any of the obvious SEIU jokes that are bursting like firecrackers in my head
7 posted on
12/31/2010 7:58:47 AM PST by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
To: Cardhu
I know that they are much smaller than a Chimpanzee would be, but I remember a particularly chilling thread here that detailed what a Chimp will do to you if it goes bad. I’d be reluctant to have *any* monkey around the house. I’ve handled small monkeys, and even they are surprisingly powerful animals.
8 posted on
12/31/2010 8:21:12 AM PST by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: Cardhu
Except here!

9 posted on
12/31/2010 8:31:16 AM PST by
Young Werther
("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
To: Cardhu
10 posted on
12/31/2010 8:34:08 AM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Cardhu
This is slave labor, Monkeys Unite!
To: Cardhu
Motivation for learning tasks is provided with peanut butter and spray can whipped cream. Oh...I don't see anything that can possibly go wrong here...
To: Bloody Sam Roberts; CaptainAmiigaf
Don’t let anyone show this article to AGM!
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