To: Breto
Who was it that said “whenever I get the urge to get married I just find a woman I cant stand and buy her a house”. The way I heard it was "whenever I get the urge to get married I just find some woman who hates my guts and buy that b*tch a house!"
21 posted on
12/29/2010 1:53:04 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(DEFCON I ALERT: The federal cancer has metastasized. All personnel report to their battle stations.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; Breto
“I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” - Lewis Grizzard (1946-1994)
31 posted on
12/29/2010 2:11:32 PM PST by
peyton randolph
(There is no such thing as moderate Islam)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; Mr. K
I believe that was Ron White who said that. The late Sam Kinnison said, “I quit thinking about marriage because I got tired of giving away half my $#!+ every five years to someone who hates my guts.”
40 posted on
12/29/2010 2:31:53 PM PST by
CholeraJoe
(Eat moer DUCK! War Eagle!!!!)
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