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1 posted on 12/24/2010 12:30:14 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Possible Singles PING?


2 posted on 12/24/2010 12:31:08 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (up)
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It’s too bad people don’t heed this advice— especially people who insist upon a “type.” It drives me bonkers.


3 posted on 12/24/2010 12:37:32 AM PST by Lysandru
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College Class of ‘89?...My God you are a pup! No wonder you are confused. You have a LONG way to go sonny....hang in there!


4 posted on 12/24/2010 12:41:03 AM PST by bobby.223
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Ha! This article reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life”. It’s good she’s not your type. It’s good she didn’t kiss you. It’s good you had a big fight. It’s good you turned that guy into a Jack-in-the-box


5 posted on 12/24/2010 12:49:50 AM PST by Krankor (When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way.)
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...he recalls. “She was a vegetarian, and I ordered a rib-eye steak. An hour-long debate on animal rights ensued.”

An hour? I'd have her threatening to kill me in less than twenty minutes.

6 posted on 12/24/2010 1:08:52 AM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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I once developed a crush on a man who, I swear, looked exactly like the ‘spokes elf’ of the Keebler commercials. Sure I was taller and didn’t resemble an elf but there was just something about the man....*sigh*


8 posted on 12/24/2010 1:53:31 AM PST by ransomnote
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Years ago I had a first date with a nice woman. Hit it off well. But she was looking for the GQ man. Now she has lost custody, etc. Go figure, I’ve had a job every day since then...


9 posted on 12/24/2010 2:22:58 AM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (The Summer of Recovery is becoming the Fall of Fall...)
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Years ago I had a first date with a nice woman. Hit it off well. But she was looking for the GQ man. Now she has lost custody, etc. Go figure, I’ve had a job every day since then...


10 posted on 12/24/2010 2:23:03 AM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (The Summer of Recovery is becoming the Fall of Fall...)
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Thanks for the ping, Tolerance Sucks Rocks.
11 posted on 12/24/2010 2:27:40 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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The stories I could tell..better not..the ladies would scream..and the men cheer..


12 posted on 12/24/2010 2:55:40 AM PST by bushpilot1
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bump for later


14 posted on 12/24/2010 4:01:21 AM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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“She told me she was dating another guy, but they weren’t totally serious — they were more like friends with benefits,” he recalls. His response to her confession? “I paid the tab and told her to call me if she ever dumped her so-called ‘friend,’” he recalls. Four weeks later, she did — and Bob and Jill began dating in earnest. “She later explained that she liked me so much, she didn’t want to lead me on during that first date,” he says. “In retrospect, I guess I can respect that.”

Wow. Well it's not exactly a fairly tale now is it.

This list seems like it was created by a sales guy at an online dating service.
21 posted on 12/24/2010 5:04:51 AM PST by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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In the absence of a smooch, look for other signs of attraction.

Heh...."Is that a Maglight in your pocket?"

22 posted on 12/24/2010 5:10:44 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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Then there is the date who is baring gifts!

That's a GOOD SIGN!

23 posted on 12/24/2010 5:20:28 AM PST by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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The nervous date.
24 posted on 12/24/2010 5:31:19 AM PST by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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There’s no goodnight kiss If your date isn’t sealed with a kiss, it doesn’t always mean you’re getting the kiss-off.


Uh, yeah it does. There’s no way I’d ask a girl on a second date if there isn’t [at the very least] as kiss.


26 posted on 12/24/2010 5:47:11 AM PST by rbg81 (When you see Obama, shout: "DO YOUR JOB!!")
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The first time I took my wife out, she really didn't speak English nearly as good as she does now. She surprised me when we were walking by a rowdy country-Western party at a brew-pub and said she wanted to go in and see what it was like. We had a blast and really seemed to enjoy everything. Of course folks were just fine with us as well. It was just something I didn't expect. Being that most of my family is of Southern decent, it was a good sign.

I remember that date clearly above all others, she was wearing a deep green white polka-dot dress that drove me crazy. The first thing I said when she opened the door was "Oh WOW..." : )

33 posted on 12/24/2010 5:59:13 AM PST by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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“The next time you find yourself in a heated argument with a new date,”

If it’s a political argument and she sides with liberalism....NEXT!


34 posted on 12/24/2010 6:00:30 AM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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Here is a sure way to end the first date guys:

Don't take your date out to a place and dare her to do a Balloot shot our of a Champagne glass to see how adventurous she is.

A pro will know you have to get drunk and go into a dark closet with the Ballot in its natural wrapper to be able to accomplish this feat.

38 posted on 12/24/2010 6:09:26 AM PST by Global2010 (Pisces at hospites tribus diebus foetebunt.....)
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Best dating advice I can offer: Beware of the hyphenated last name.


41 posted on 12/24/2010 6:13:07 AM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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