[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Possible Singles PING?

[Lysandru]

It’s too bad people don’t heed this advice— especially people who insist upon a “type.” It drives me bonkers.

[bobby.223]

College Class of ‘89?...My God you are a pup! No wonder you are confused. You have a LONG way to go sonny....hang in there!

[Krankor]

Ha! This article reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life”. It’s good she’s not your type. It’s good she didn’t kiss you. It’s good you had a big fight. It’s good you turned that guy into a Jack-in-the-box

[TigersEye]

...he recalls. “She was a vegetarian, and I ordered a rib-eye steak. An hour-long debate on animal rights ensued.”

An hour? I'd have her threatening to kill me in less than twenty minutes.

[ransomnote]

I once developed a crush on a man who, I swear, looked exactly like the ‘spokes elf’ of the Keebler commercials. Sure I was taller and didn’t resemble an elf but there was just something about the man....*sigh*

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Years ago I had a first date with a nice woman. Hit it off well. But she was looking for the GQ man. Now she has lost custody, etc. Go figure, I’ve had a job every day since then...

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Years ago I had a first date with a nice woman. Hit it off well. But she was looking for the GQ man. Now she has lost custody, etc. Go figure, I’ve had a job every day since then...

[RandallFlagg]

Thanks for the ping, Tolerance Sucks Rocks.

[bushpilot1]

The stories I could tell..better not..the ladies would scream..and the men cheer..

[Skooz]

bump for later

[Vision]

“She told me she was dating another guy, but they weren’t totally serious — they were more like friends with benefits,” he recalls. His response to her confession? “I paid the tab and told her to call me if she ever dumped her so-called ‘friend,’” he recalls. Four weeks later, she did — and Bob and Jill began dating in earnest. “She later explained that she liked me so much, she didn’t want to lead me on during that first date,” he says. “In retrospect, I guess I can respect that.”

Wow. Well it's not exactly a fairly tale now is it.

This list seems like it was created by a sales guy at an online dating service.

[ErnBatavia]

In the absence of a smooch, look for other signs of attraction.

Heh...."Is that a Maglight in your pocket?"

[Young Werther]

Then there is the date who is baring gifts!

That's a GOOD SIGN!

[6SJ7]

The nervous date.

[rbg81]

There’s no goodnight kiss If your date isn’t sealed with a kiss, it doesn’t always mean you’re getting the kiss-off.

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Uh, yeah it does. There’s no way I’d ask a girl on a second date if there isn’t [at the very least] as kiss.

[Caipirabob]

The first time I took my wife out, she really didn't speak English nearly as good as she does now. She surprised me when we were walking by a rowdy country-Western party at a brew-pub and said she wanted to go in and see what it was like. We had a blast and really seemed to enjoy everything. Of course folks were just fine with us as well. It was just something I didn't expect. Being that most of my family is of Southern decent, it was a good sign.

I remember that date clearly above all others, she was wearing a deep green white polka-dot dress that drove me crazy. The first thing I said when she opened the door was "Oh WOW..." : )

[Rebelbase]

“The next time you find yourself in a heated argument with a new date,”

If it’s a political argument and she sides with liberalism....NEXT!

[Global2010]

Here is a sure way to end the first date guys:

Don't take your date out to a place and dare her to do a Balloot shot our of a Champagne glass to see how adventurous she is.

A pro will know you have to get drunk and go into a dark closet with the Ballot in its natural wrapper to be able to accomplish this feat.

[Hat-Trick]

Best dating advice I can offer: Beware of the hyphenated last name.