[Wile E Coyote Genius]

.....and the winner of the 2010 Darwin award is __________!

[rollo tomasi]

"There were no injuries reported."

Sorry, no gene pool cleansed, no Darwin.

[Islander7]

No, no, no! If he lived he is not eligible. Rules, there are rules.

[Daffynition]

Lumberjacks are tools.

[dfwgator]

A chainsaw at a gas station, what could possibly go wrong?

[the invisib1e hand]

According to Louisville police ... the man with the chainsaw, was there to steal piping.

like treatin' a hangnail with a sledgehammer.

check out the keywords. I think there's a keyword-of-the-week winner in there.

[tubebender]

I’ll bet it was a chainsaw power head turning a abrasive disc to cut metal pipe for sale to a scrap yard. I wonder if the truck that was damaged belonged to the perp...

[tubebender]

Y’all gotta view the video at the link. It was a abandoned gas station and the underground tanks were empty of everything except fumes and a spark caused a boomer collapsing the tank and the perp’s GMC pickup is now sitting in the hole...

[fidelis]

For the record, flammable liquids do not generate “fumes”, they produce flammable VAPORS.

[djf]

I just spent the last four days running a chainsaw and didn’t see one single spark...

If you keep your equipment up to par, this crap don’t happen.

Idjit!!

[SIDENET]

HOLD MUH METH PIPE.

[smokingfrog]

[rollo tomasi]

LOL!