[EveningStar]

ping

[cripplecreek]

[antidemoncrat]

Huh?

[Jolla]

Thanks, those are pretty good!

[Buddygirl]

OK, I will bite!
The first one says, The pen is mightier than the sword (or gun [whatever!])

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Otherwise known as obfuscations.

[SAJ]

And the ever-popular:

Please attempt to propel certain renal byproducts vertically along a section of woven hemp.

[bigheadfred]

A scintillating carbon crystal surrounded by superfluous strata.

Merry Christmas!

[elcid1970]

Sir, I cordially invite you to go conduct yourself in a biologically impossible manner!

;^)

[ixtl]

You’ve been reading William F. Buckley again, haven’t you?

Good for a much needed laugh.

[MWestMom]

Those are great! My family loves word games. Going to print these off for them.

[Daffynition]

Get the guy who wrote these.... get they guy who posted them! Merry Christmas ES!Great stuff!

[ViLaLuz]

I love these. Thank you.

[OHelix]

I get all but “Soft airs possess the potency to mitigate the anguish residual in the barbaric thorax.”

[ex 98C MI Dude]

That was good for a laugh. There were some I had to puzzle over for a while.

[RegulatorCountry]

This is reminiscent of Sheldon and Amy playing “Counterfactuals.”

[annieokie]

3. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

[annieokie]

5. a rolling stone gathers no moss

[kitkat]

That was fun, EveningStar.

[bvw]

Masticate transpositionally.