Sounds like a complaint.
"Oh Lord, this food sucks, may this please be as bad as it gets.."
Bless this food to our use
And us to thy service
Make us ever mindful of the needs of others
Amen.
I will memorize this.
“Thank you Jesus for the food you have put before us”
Father, Son and Holy Ghost
who eats the fastest
gets the most.
SUMMARY OF ALL JEWISH HOLIDAYS:
They tried to kill us.
We won, thank G-d!.
Let’s eat.
In Air Force chow halls mine was, “Please bless this food as it needs all of the help it can get. Amen.”
From school:
The Doxology, sung: “Praise God form whom all blessings flow...”
A pleasant memory from a world wise uncle:
“Grace, Grace,.. go wash your feet. Praise God, Let’s eat!”
Other than the ‘real’ one (Thank you Lord ... )
Here are a few to help those in need:
“Over the lips,
over the gums,
look out stomach
here it comes.”
Also my favorite grace -— “Grace Kelly”
My grandfather always says this one at Christmas dinner:
Eternal God, this joyful day is radiant with the brilliance of your one true light.
May that light illuminate our hearts and shine in our words and deeds.
May the hope, the peace, the joy, and the love represented by the birth in Bethlehem fill our lives and become part of all that we say and do.
May we share the divine life of your son Jesus Christ, even as he humbled himself to share our humanity.
Bless us and the feast that You have provided for us, let us be thankful for the true gift of Christmas, your Son.
Amen.
Sometimes we have a “Quaker grace,” a moment of silence.
"Dear Lord, thank you for the many blessings you give us each and every day. We pray that you bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen."
I will add more if we are together for a special occation, but if I get too long winded, my 2 yr old grandson tries to cut me off by saying "Amen"..."Amen"...until I finish.
Dear Lord, we thank you for the food that was delivered unto us by Your providence, and pray that the cook hasn’t ruined it. Amen.