Paris Hilton Evacuated After Knife Found On Plane

AP via CBSLocal.com ^ | 12/21/2010 | AP

[stayathomemom]

I wondered that too. Such a potentially confusing title.

[Cementjungle]

What a nation of sissies we have become, afraid of a little knife. I always used to carry my Swiss Army Knife on-board, to fight off the Muslim terrorists if need be. Now, everyone’s quivering and cowering, and I won’t fly anymore in this “brave new world.”

When I was a kid I used to go to summer camp up in Maine. It was considered "cool" for the campers to own their own axes for chopping firewood. I used to carry mine onto the plane with me without any problem.

I guess that wouldn't work too well these days.

[steveo]

That’s a long flight. What do you suppose she thinks about?

My guess is:

[stayathomemom]

I wondered that too. As I posted earlier, such a potentially confusing title.

[ßuddaßudd]

thats hot . . ▲

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/lovely.wav

[Tax-chick]

Couldn’t they just pack the knife away in a safe spot and fly the plane to its destination?

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

did you know her nickname is “Wonky McValtrex”?
the Wonky part is one of eyes/eyelids that either droop or slightly wander,the rest i’m sure you can figure out on your own.

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

did you know her nickname is “Wonky McValtrex”?
the Wonky part is one of eyes/eyelids that either droop or slightly wander,the rest i’m sure you can figure out on your own.

[cyclotic]

A little before 9/11, I was going through security, removed my Buck Ultralight lock blade serrated 3” blade knife from my pocket and placed it in the hand of the gate security guy, walked through X-ray and retrieved my Buck Ultralight lock blade serrated 3” blade knife from the hand of the same security guy. A few years later, a TSA guy confiscated a 2mm Allen wrench from my bag.

I typically either mail a pocketknife to my destination or purchase a cheap one upon arrival.

[NEMDF]

Yes, the headline sounds like she was particularly threatened or under greater danger than others. Does not seem to be the case.

[Borax Queen]

Wow! No, I suppose not, for the non-Muslims anyway...

[Realman30]

Was Hilton the only one on the airplane?

[Ditter]

I recently few from Houston to Las Vegas and back with a 4” pocket knife in my purse. It wasn't intentional, I just forgot it was there and the screeners didn't see it. No telling what they would have done to me if they had found it.

[Cementjungle]

I typically either mail a pocketknife to my destination or purchase a cheap one upon arrival

Yep. My wife usually forgets to leave her nail clippers at home. It's usually around 50/50 odds as to whether it will be found/taken away by TSA.

[Cementjungle]

Was Hilton the only one on the airplane?

Apparantly the only one newsworthy enough for the MSM to report on.

[calex59]

Yeah, like a knife can destroy an entire aircraft.

[Realman30]

I’m baffled as to why she would lower herself to take a commercial flight in the first place. Are things with the economy really that bad out there?

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According to a report, Paris was slumming, she wanted to see how the other half lived.

[Da Coyote]

It was a ruse so that authorities could disinfect her seat.

[stayathomemom]

It also sounded like it could have involved an enema.