[GOP_Party_Animal]

Dear Dave,
I recently was set in a position of fiscal authority and have undertaken staggering debt in order to pay back those who put me here. I have no idea what I'm doing in my new position and my Chinese banker keeps leaving threatening messages. What should I do?

Barry

P.S.: I don't get any solace from my wife either.

[WayneS]

Quit whining. YOU’RE the one who wanted to be president...

[CSM]

Good one. Dave does often say that he is not willing to send the Congress members or President a free copy of his book. Not because he is stingy, but because he knows they wouldn’t bother to read it!

;-)

[GreenAccord]

Dear B,

The problem is, you’re not doing what you love. Have you thought about going back into Community Organizing, instead of Nation Dismantling? Based on your profile, I’d also say that it would be OK for you to declare moral bankruptcy.

Dave

[Still Thinking]

Cut taxes, and close down about half your agencies! Your friends will be angry, but in your heart you’ll know you did right.

[B4Ranch]

Have you thought of suicide before the Chinese come looking to collect? You could make it a public event. I’m sure there will be many people who will cheer you on.