If you do call an animal shelter or one of those wildlife rescue places, DO NOT tell them your name or address and do not meet them to transfer over the bat. I made that mistake and nearly came to blows with the woman. I’m a woman and the worse I’ve ever done is rip another 3rd grader’s sleeve when she tried to steal our ball. But, yeah, I was ready to punch her lights out when the rescue witch went to grab a box an injured rabbit was in and told me by law she was to kill any injured animal.
I’d just leave the bat alone. He’s fine. You’re fine. So, leave each other alone.
Call Billy and Ricky....
She was a witch, because that is not true.