Two women arrested for shoplifting after smuggling jeans and boots inside their FAT rolls

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 1, 2010

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside their fat rolls.

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.

Some of the goods were also found in their handbags.

[SIDENET]

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37

SHMECO???

Those crazy Amish names.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Those ARE tsa workers.

[doodad]

Just gross.

[SIDENET]

When I worked in a 7-11 a kid tried to stuff one of those large $1.79 (this was in the early 80’s, so it was BIG) bag of potato chips under his shirt and halfway down his unzipped pants. He was stoned out of his mind.

Not guilty by reason of munchies.

[SIDENET]

Now TSA has an excuse for cavity searches.

Where's NOW to demand to "keep government out of our fat rolls"?

[COBOL2Java]

“Wha-ch’all doin’ postin’ them pictures o’ me? Y’all be racists!”

[Le Chien Rouge]

TJ MAXXX should just LET them walk out the door with the merchandise....Reparations.

sarc/

[Doc Savage]

Blacks and their names never cease to amaze me.

Typical conversation:

OB-GYN Nurse: So, Ms. Thomas, what will you be naming your daughter?

Thomas's Mother: Why Shmeco,...of course!"

[kittymyrib]

FOUR pairs of boots!!! Obviously, these sistas need Moochelle to send them a diet plan to start the new year.

[5Madman2]

The one on the right looks like special video on Tosh.0.

“Sittin’ on the Toilet”

It’s special

[silverleaf]

this is why our local market went out of business under 3 different owners

Now we have a “food desert”- they got to waddle down to the convenience store to lift cigarettes and ride a bus to Popeye’s Fried Chicken for the other basic food groups

[silverleaf]

this is why our local market went out of business under 3 different owners

Now we have a “food desert”- they got to waddle down to the convenience store to lift cigarettes and ride a bus to Popeye’s Fried Chicken for the other basic food groups

[No Surrender No Retreat]

Trufully your honor, “We was framed by the man.” The real deal is, “they need the “Help A Sista Out Program,” to bambuzzle this here sitiation.Thankfully, it could not have happended to a nicer pair of domestic terrorists.

Molon Labe,
NSNR

[No Surrender No Retreat]

Maybe the duo are suspended with pay New Orleans LEO’s, doing a(Katrina) store security check.

Molon Labe,
NSNR

[6SJ7]

Searching for smuggled clothing in fat rolls.

Well, there's another job I don't want.

[Elwood P. Doud]

OK, how did that amount of booty add up to $2600, esp. at a TJ Maxx? Hmmmm, did Schmeco have more stuff hidden? But where? (Oh God, and I mentioned the word “booty!”)

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

this is why our local market went out of business under 3 different owners

That and probably armed robberies. My sister's store was robbed more than once but thankfully, she was not working when it happened. They often employ off-duty police officers.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Thank you for that ... I guess. Urg.

[Mich Patriot]

These fat bitches need to steal them some Dexatrim (sp?).

[Drew68]

they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing

$2600 of merchandise at T.J. Maxx would be half the store!