NASA to make MAJOR ALIENS REVELATION this week

Register [London, UK] ^ | 11/30/10 | Lewis Page

[Nachum]

NASA has set the interwebs a-tremble with a teasing announcement to the global media that a news conference will be held in Washington DC on Thursday "to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life". The space agency's routine ploy of trailing major briefings in advance has caused trouble before. In 2008, "revelations" that the White House had been informed of a NASA announcement's content before the media caused fevered speculation ahead of a briefing on data from the "Phoenix" polar Mars lander.

[plinyelder]

[editor-surveyor]

Since they’re no longer into space travel, they’ve gone into Sci-Fi entertainment?
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[Bringbackthedraft]

Nuts, we’ll be paying taxes up the wazoo, to support them. Hmmmm maybe we didn’t discover them, they may have discovered us. ??? Now we have to worry about our sky domain to stop the illegal entry. Soon they’ll take over the jobs that the humans don’t want to do. Good Grief we are doomed.

[editor-surveyor]

Is that Holstein or Guernsey?
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[FreeAtlanta]

They discovered the Muslim Moon God, and had to let the head Muslim know about it first.

[OldDeckHand]

Jack Ryan divorced that. What an ultra-moron.

[I see my hands]

[oh8eleven]

NASA to make Major Aliens Revelation this week
"I told you they were hiding behind that comet!"

[The Unknown Republican]

[monkapotamus]

ping

[Shady]

OMG!!!! ALIEN AMOEBAS!!! AAAARGHHHH!

[dfwgator]

“Send More Chuck Berry!”

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

This reminds me of an old 1960s PLAYBOY cartoon I saw between the articles I was reading...

A space ship of green female aliens, looking quite like this green lass, are heading toward the earth.

One mentions to the other...”The men on this planet, I wonder if they will be friendly”.

[Dallas59]

[dfwgator]

“If the bitch is green, there must be something wrong with the p-—y.” - Eddie Murphy

[Matthew James]

Bring out the Fembots!!!

[KarlInOhio]

By using cheaper Mexican astronauts and ground crew, NASA will be able to keep the Space Shuttle going. After all, flying into space is a job which Americans won't do anymore. And you can pack in fifty astronauts into the cabin where only seven could fit before.

[The Comedian]

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

There’s a Wookiie in the White House.

[dfwgator]

With any luck, the aliens will make it to Washington DC.