Unlucky buck: Deer loses head-butt with lawn ornament

LaCrosse Tribune ^ | 11-30-10

[SJackson]

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[rellimpank]

—this happened a year ago—

[ROTB]

1) Don’t need to actually hunt deer with one of these.
2) The buck really does stop here.
3) Hold it buck-o!

[MarineBrat]

He laughed at the warden's tag note: "lawn ornament fight - lost."

LOL! Short and sweet.

[SJackson]

Thanks, someone EMailed it to me today, and I didn’t change the date. Still entertaining in a dark way, don’t think it was posted before.

[Alex Murphy]

That rack is huge!

[BigCinBigD]

Buck em Dano...

[bleach]

So you’re saying the “statue” of limitations have run out?

[MountainDad]

Good deal. No bruised meat!

[SJackson]

He laughed at the warden's tag note: "lawn ornament fight - lost." LOL! Short and sweet.

A number of years ago I strained some muscles in my arm and sholder hauling a deer out of a swamp. I couple years later I learned my orthopedist diagnosed it as "deer elbow", rather than tennis. And always generates questions when a Dr. reads my records.

[bigbob]

Filling the freezer can’t get much easier unless the buck had field dressed himself and hung his carcass up in the garage!

[cydcharisse]

My 640 pound lawn statues are always being attacked. And I’m tired of it.

[umgud]

Do you know why deer nuts are cheaper than beer nuts?

You can always find them under a buck.

[3niner]

The deer is butchered and in Brye's freezer.

Another successful hunt.

[A.A. Cunningham]

Unlucky Buck: Deer Loses Head Butt Contest With Lawn Ornament

[TheBattman]

Thus circulated last year via email....

[Georgia Girl 2]

Never look a gift Elk in the mouth. Yard kill is a beautiful thing.

[Northern Yankee]

I guess I'd rather get deer elbow than tennis balls.

Couldn't resist.... and I don't even play tennis.

[a fool in paradise]

What the buck?