Oh, yes: “A Wonderful Christmas Time” - almost forgot about that one (dammit!). A sickly sweet Yuletide confection chock full of empty calories, hung upon a stupefyingly repetitive chorus that makes you want to drive your sleigh into a brick wall. Every year, I hear that song and almost wish that Paul had been the one living in the Dakota.
The end of your post reminds me of a bit done by comic Judy Tenuta in which she imitates Yoko: “kiss kiss kiss don’t worry don’t worry don’t worry...don’t start a warrrrrrrlrllll...don’t go to warrrrrrrrrrrrllll..I’m sorry, but if that guy (Mark David Chapman) had just aimed a little to the left...he’d have been a hero!”