Does your wife ever give you the "why are you still breathing" look?

[Ancient Drive]

I got one of them today... lol

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I got the,’Oh My God, I can’t believe I am married to you’ look just once.

We have a farm and several years ago, we were riding in the country to get some lunch. It was almost time to harvest our pumpkin crop and we were going to be there until dark. I saw this doe grazing near a house and said,”Oh look at the beautiful deer.”
Well, Mr. Love of my Life wasn’t looking at what I was looking at. He was looking at a cow in the pasture just after the deer and thought I couldn’t tell the difference. I ‘bout died laughing. He is an ol’ farmboy and was probably wondering what he had gotten himself into marrying a young city girl.

[wolfcreek]

If you feel it coming, always look away.

Never look them in the eyes!

[Ditter]

I never thought of the mirror thing. That would be good to use when he is NOT snoring.

[BufordP]

Were you married on the 28th of November? Was you’re wife born on the 28th of November?

[BufordP]

you're your

[SaraJohnson]

Does your wife ever give you the “why are you still breathing” look?

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Are you sure it wasn’t a “best shut up about that” look?

[Ancient Drive]

mkay now she’s giving me the look where I feel really tiny even though I’m 6’3”.

[txhurl]

Call her sister and ask what you did wrong. Or even better, her mother.

[trimom]

I never question my husband’s judgement. After all, he picked me, didn’t he?

[goat granny]

Ping..

[big'ol_freeper]

No. I stopped breathing years ago.

[wolfcreek]

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