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Kobayashi -- I Will Gobble An ENTIRE Turkey!
TMZ ^ | 24 November 2010

Posted on 11/24/2010 1:30:33 PM PST by Fractal Trader

Takeru Kobayashi – arguably the greatest competitive hot dog eater in the history of mankind – is celebrating his first Thanksgiving in America this year…by eating an ENTIRE TURKEY by himself!!!!

A rep for Kobayashi tells us .... the Kobester is set to chow down at a close friend's home -- where he will get his own turkey with all the trimmings ... including corn on the cob, beets, okra and pumpkin pie.

The rep tells us Kobayashi is “excited to gobble up." We're guessing he's also excited for that mega-nap after the feast.

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I hear that the stomachs of champion eaters get all distended and can no longer shrink after finishing off a meal.
1 posted on 11/24/2010 1:30:36 PM PST by Fractal Trader
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To: Fractal Trader

Yuck...I love Turkey but that’s alot of meat....I would need tons of GRAVY....Hope he saved room for Stuffing and PIE!! Can’t be Thanksgiving without Pumpkin or Pecan pie....


2 posted on 11/24/2010 1:33:25 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: Fractal Trader

You’d think he would be like the rest of us
and just eat Turkey Franks this year...


3 posted on 11/24/2010 1:33:48 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Fractal Trader

Guy has a black hole for a stomach.


4 posted on 11/24/2010 1:35:11 PM PST by GraceG
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To: Fractal Trader

"..think I'll stay on this side of the Hudson this Friday"

5 posted on 11/24/2010 1:35:34 PM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows

NAPL!


6 posted on 11/24/2010 1:36:35 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Fractal Trader
Smiley
7 posted on 11/24/2010 1:41:53 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Fractal Trader

I love sports and I love competition, however, eating to excess as a contest strikes me as both foolish and stupid. Get a life or a ball.


8 posted on 11/24/2010 1:42:30 PM PST by JPG (The GOP leadership is on probation. No second chances. Don't blow it.)
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To: Fractal Trader

I’m guessing “the Kobester” has had to install special large-diameter plumbing in his bathroom.


9 posted on 11/24/2010 1:45:43 PM PST by r9etb
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To: Fractal Trader

And to think that my mom used to hit me with the guilt trip about starving children because I wouldn’t eat my beets or peas...........


10 posted on 11/24/2010 1:48:58 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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I Will Gobble An ENTIRE Turkey!

Note to self: "take Kobayashi off this year's super bowl party invitation list........"

11 posted on 11/24/2010 1:52:20 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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I have some good friends who got dressed down by a pastor for not helping out with a youth-group hot dog eating contest at church. They had to explain that they couldn’t really get behind a church-sponsored gluttony competition.


12 posted on 11/24/2010 1:57:09 PM PST by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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A Whole Turkey!!!.. he will fall asleep before he gets to the back meat..
If he eats much mashed taters and a decent gravy it will be sooner..
He will never make the candied yams...
13 posted on 11/24/2010 2:07:52 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: Fractal Trader

Anyone else see the cable show “Man vs. Food,” and find it somehow repulsive?


14 posted on 11/24/2010 2:19:49 PM PST by Elwood P. Doud (America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
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To: hosepipe

I’m usually done by the second JD and coke.


15 posted on 11/24/2010 2:20:09 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Remember March 23, 1775. Remember March 23, 2010)
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>>>Anyone else see the cable show “Man vs. Food,” and find it somehow repulsive?

Repulsive? Just you.


16 posted on 11/24/2010 2:21:15 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Elwood P. Doud

We love Man Vs. Food!!


17 posted on 11/24/2010 2:34:00 PM PST by dnandell (I don't need no stinkin' tagline)
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To: Fractal Trader

Heh... He’ll start as Kobayashi... and end up the Kobayashi Maru.


18 posted on 11/24/2010 2:34:35 PM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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Heh... He’ll start as Kobayashi... and end up the Kobayashi Maru.

I was just thinking of that!

19 posted on 11/24/2010 3:06:23 PM PST by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I wonder what Joey Chestnut will do to one-up him?


20 posted on 11/24/2010 5:38:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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