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Kobayashi -- I Will Gobble An ENTIRE Turkey!
TMZ ^
| 24 November 2010
Posted on 11/24/2010 1:30:33 PM PST by Fractal Trader
Takeru Kobayashi arguably the greatest competitive hot dog eater in the history of mankind is celebrating his first Thanksgiving in America this year
by eating an ENTIRE TURKEY by himself!!!!
A rep for Kobayashi tells us .... the Kobester is set to chow down at a close friend's home -- where he will get his own turkey with all the trimmings ... including corn on the cob, beets, okra and pumpkin pie.
The rep tells us Kobayashi is excited to gobble up." We're guessing he's also excited for that mega-nap after the feast.
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I hear that the stomachs of champion eaters get all distended and can no longer shrink after finishing off a meal.
To: Fractal Trader
Yuck...I love Turkey but that’s alot of meat....I would need tons of GRAVY....Hope he saved room for Stuffing and PIE!! Can’t be Thanksgiving without Pumpkin or Pecan pie....
To: Fractal Trader
You’d think he would be like the rest of us
and just eat Turkey Franks this year...
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:33:48 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Fractal Trader
Guy has a black hole for a stomach.
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:35:11 PM PST
by
GraceG
To: Fractal Trader

"..think I'll stay on this side of the Hudson this Friday"
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:35:34 PM PST
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:36:35 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Fractal Trader
To: Fractal Trader
I love sports and I love competition, however, eating to excess as a contest strikes me as both foolish and stupid. Get a life or a ball.
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:42:30 PM PST
by
JPG
(The GOP leadership is on probation. No second chances. Don't blow it.)
To: Fractal Trader
I’m guessing “the Kobester” has had to install special large-diameter plumbing in his bathroom.
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:45:43 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Fractal Trader
And to think that my mom used to hit me with the guilt trip about starving children because I wouldn’t eat my beets or peas...........
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:48:58 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
To: Fractal Trader
I Will Gobble An ENTIRE Turkey!
Note to self: "take Kobayashi off this year's super bowl party invitation list........"
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:52:20 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
To: JPG
I have some good friends who got dressed down by a pastor for not helping out with a youth-group hot dog eating contest at church. They had to explain that they couldn’t really get behind a church-sponsored gluttony competition.
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posted on
11/24/2010 1:57:09 PM PST
by
Oberon
(Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
To: jakerobins
A Whole Turkey!!!.. he will fall asleep before he gets to the back meat..
If he eats much mashed taters and a decent gravy it will be sooner..
He will never make the candied yams...
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posted on
11/24/2010 2:07:52 PM PST
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: Fractal Trader
Anyone else see the cable show “Man vs. Food,” and find it somehow repulsive?
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posted on
11/24/2010 2:19:49 PM PST
by
Elwood P. Doud
(America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
To: hosepipe
I’m usually done by the second JD and coke.
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posted on
11/24/2010 2:20:09 PM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Remember March 23, 1775. Remember March 23, 2010)
To: Elwood P. Doud
>>>Anyone else see the cable show Man vs. Food, and find it somehow repulsive?
Repulsive? Just you.
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posted on
11/24/2010 2:21:15 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
To: Elwood P. Doud
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posted on
11/24/2010 2:34:00 PM PST
by
dnandell
(I don't need no stinkin' tagline)
To: Fractal Trader
Heh... He’ll start as Kobayashi... and end up the Kobayashi Maru.
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posted on
11/24/2010 2:34:35 PM PST
by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: pnh102
Heh... Hell start as Kobayashi... and end up the Kobayashi Maru.I was just thinking of that!
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posted on
11/24/2010 3:06:23 PM PST
by
dragonblustar
("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I wonder what Joey Chestnut will do to one-up him?
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posted on
11/24/2010 5:38:08 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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