[The Comedian]

Maybe the universe is equalizing.

Stupid, famous people are finally becoming poor and homeless.

Soon, they won't even be famous.

Gosh, I love America!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[SaraJohnson]

When you throw trash up, it always comes down.