Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
How did we forget that one??
I don't think anyone has brought up the Who yet
Your comment and nome de plume bring this story to mind:
My dh had a swollen lymph gland under his arm that kept getting larger & he wouldn't go to the doctor. I told him repeatedly to go b/c he had cat scratch fever. When the pain got so bad that he did go to the doc, the diagnosis....you guessed it....cat scratch fever.
It wasn't funny that he had the disease, it was what he said to me after he got the diagnosis that was so funny. "How in the h*ll did you know it was cat scratch fever? I thought you had been listening to Ted Nugent and were pulling my leg!" He didn't believe there was such a disease until he got it.
Ted Nugent as Secretary of Defense, I can go for that!