[CynicalBear]

I thought just act like your having an orgasm and thank them loudly.

[Sergio]

With the exception of the very real health concerns of using the same gloves on multiple passengers, this thread has really given me a bunch of belly laughs.

7. You know...in some cultures...we would now be married.

8. (From Ren and Stimpy) Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!...Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!...

9. (Also from Ren and Stimpy) It's log, it's log, it big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good.

[goodnesswins]

Yes, someone on FR yesterday suggested everyone just MOAN loadly while being touched.....