[Sergio]

With the exception of the very real health concerns of using the same gloves on multiple passengers, this thread has really given me a bunch of belly laughs.

7. You know...in some cultures...we would now be married.

8. (From Ren and Stimpy) Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!...Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!...

9. (Also from Ren and Stimpy) It's log, it's log, it big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good.

[Sergio]

10. Sorry...I can’t help myself. (no need to say or do anything else, let the TSA guy worry about what you can’t help yourself about.)

11. Hey is Larry working today? I hear he’s the best at this.