The anti gay marriage bill is a jobs effort. When all the Gays move to Massachusetts, the jobs they leave behind will be opened up for others.
I appreciate the humor, but we need to wake up from the ingrained thinking that his been thrust into our heads. Homosexuals like to pride themselves as being an essential component of everything - manufacturing, administration, history, education, invention, national defense, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.... Truth is, they are an insignificant "minority," if you can even call them that (I like anchovies, does that make me a minority?) but think they have much more influence on the world than they do - although by the politics of it, you'd think they are a majority.
If every homosexual left the state of Minnesota, I doubt most people would even notice. Kind of like the "Day without a Mexican" campaign. Hey, how about a year?