My cat was killed by a stray dog this weekend. I'm certain it was caused by watching too much TV.
And then this morning my coffee maker failed to start my coffee on time. I knew I should have never put that TV in the kitchen where the coffee maker could see it.
Now I'm afrid to go into my kitchen anymore. Who knows what evils my TV watching appliances are going to unleash on my next!?
If this dude was Thomas Paine he would have spent his every waking hour producing and distributing pamphlets that attempted to destroy the credibility of the town crier system, declaring all those who listed to ANYTHING the Town Crier had to say as imbeciles.