>> She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up peoples anal cavities.
Did she ever find and extract anyone’s head? :-)
But seriously, I’ve heard those perverts do some weird stuff. Light bulbs and things. Can you even imagine a LIGHT BULB up there? How the heck would you grip it to get it out? What if it BREAKS in there? Ouch.
Unfortunately, there are so many perverts doing this sort of thing as their idea of 'fun' as well as, sadly, rapists doing it out of malice, that there are specific medical procedures in place for removing various types of foreign objects. Specifically for a lightbulb, one popular accepted method is to hold two large spoons together as if they were 'tongs' and use that assembly to remove the object. The bowls of the spoons serve to hold the lightbulb and provide a grip during extraction and if the Doc has sufficient finesse and luck, they can serve to protect the bulb from breakage during extraction. Don't try it at home ;-)
What if it BREAKS in there?
Things immediately become far more complex, bloody and painful for all concerned.