Unfortunately, there are so many perverts doing this sort of thing as their idea of 'fun' as well as, sadly, rapists doing it out of malice, that there are specific medical procedures in place for removing various types of foreign objects. Specifically for a lightbulb, one popular accepted method is to hold two large spoons together as if they were 'tongs' and use that assembly to remove the object. The bowls of the spoons serve to hold the lightbulb and provide a grip during extraction and if the Doc has sufficient finesse and luck, they can serve to protect the bulb from breakage during extraction. Don't try it at home ;-)
What if it BREAKS in there?
Things immediately become far more complex, bloody and painful for all concerned.
Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... I’m still shivering. :-)