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Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault
wistv.com ^
| Nov. 9, 2010
Posted on 11/10/2010 7:57:04 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.
With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.
Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; mouse; napl; obamavoter; urbantruth
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Is the mouse OK? ROFL - I just knew someone was going to ask this...
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posted on
11/10/2010 9:50:46 PM PST
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
To: Nervous Tick
42
posted on
11/10/2010 9:52:27 PM PST
by
ArmyTeach
(Vincit qui se vincit)
To: ConservativeChris; rockabyebaby; dynachrome; beaversmom; MrCFdovnh
I am speechless. Laughing, but speechless.
"Well, I'm not laughing"
To: Young Werther
44
posted on
11/10/2010 10:21:46 PM PST
by
pissant
(THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
To: njslim
To: Tigerized
46
posted on
11/10/2010 10:38:11 PM PST
by
bootless
(Never Forget. Never Again. (PursuingLiberty.com))
To: whatisthetruth
He needs to be charged with cruelty to an animal too.
To: SIDENET
To: Tigerized
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posted on
11/10/2010 11:14:13 PM PST
by
PadreL
To: Free ThinkerNY; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
I hope they don't put the mouse in the
ass box.
50
posted on
11/10/2010 11:15:10 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Responsibility2nd
51
posted on
11/11/2010 12:16:11 AM PST
by
tlb
To: ConservativeChris; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/11/2010 12:26:42 AM PST
by
rmlew
(You want change? Vote for the most conservative electable in your state or district.)
To: Dudoight
How do you get a mouse in your rectum?
To: KarlInOhio
Maybe it was just a contact high.
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posted on
11/11/2010 1:39:59 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
A mouse up his wazoo?
Sick f*king bastard.
And these are the perverts Obama wants to defend the USA.
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posted on
11/11/2010 1:53:05 AM PST
by
Levante
To: Free ThinkerNY
suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows. To be fair, I'd be even more worried about someone who had a mouse in his rectum and was completely sober.
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posted on
11/11/2010 3:00:10 AM PST
by
Pollster1
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
To: njslim
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posted on
11/11/2010 3:56:36 AM PST
by
upchuck
(When excerpting please use the entire 300 words we are allowed. No more one or two sentence posts!)
To: SonofReagan
To: Nervous Tick
I have tears running down my cheeks! Hilarious!!
To: Young Werther
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posted on
11/11/2010 6:16:22 AM PST
by
Vor Lady
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