You actually are quite amusing.
I am laughing at your Spanish/Italian/Portuguese greeting, "mi estimatado."
Salamancan Spanish, from the birthplace of the language, also its purest form. I learned it over several years in Spain from a family of Madrillanos whose line have lived in their home for well over the past 450 years.
Laugh away, su intelligencia excedé solamente para ti belleza. Macaca.
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