Motorist charged with DWI blames Easter Bunny for crash

N.H. Union Leader ^ | 11/10/10 | N.H. Union Leader

[raccoonradio]

Some of the comments:
--You people should be ashamed of yourselves. This man is facing a limp slap on the wrist after denting his fender and surviving what must have been a horrible, scary trip to the local PD, and all you can do is make jokes? Don't you know his loved ones are reading this hoping to comfort themselves? What if it was your loved one getting tanked and chasing after the Easter Bunny?
Has anyone interrogated the pink elephants about this incident?

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Members of the Hare Club for men are usually very secretive.
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No he is wrong it is Duck Season! Daffy Duck is behind all this!
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Interesting... So the Easter Bunny hangs out in Candia NH during his off season?

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And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.

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I hope Raymond PD putout an all points bulletin for a large white rabbit with long ears carrying an easter basket. if not, then shame on them for not following through on their investigation. The Easter Bunny could be a potential witness and all efforts should be undertaken to find this key witness.

[raccoonradio]

Another NH case from almost 3 yrs ago—a Mass. bankruptcy judge got drunk in Manchester and was caught on a DWI—
in drag

http://mrssatan.blogspot.com/2008/02/robert-somma-its-drag-being-busted-for.html

>>When authorities removed him from the vehicle, they said he wore a black women’s cocktail dress, fishnet stockings and high heels...The Manchester Union Leader reported that Somma was wearing women’s clothing and fumbled through his purse to find his license. Somma told police he had been at the Breezeway Pub, which calls itself “New Hampshire’s favorite gay and alternative bar.”

[Sax]

You drunk BASTARD!

[a fool in paradise]

[Psalm 144]

LOL!

You bastard! You threw me into a coughing fit and now I’ve got a headache!!

[raccoonradio]

“Rosalynn that bunny attacked me, I swear!” :)

[raccoonradio]

Howie Carr list ping

[tatsinfla]

shhhhhhh, be vewy vewy qwiet, i’m hunting wabbits....

[mmercier]

Talk about being pi$$a$$ed drunk.

I slept in a bush in a blizzard and fell through the ice taking a short cut across a river, but would never chase an Easter bunny informant in a car... I hope...

[bmwcyle]

LOL

That Bastard!

[mc5cents]

What’s Bwaney Fwank got to do with it?

[WOBBLY BOB]

The Easter Bunny informant was passing the info in hopes of scoring a better deal with Santa Clause.

[bmwcyle]

ping

[Ramius]

Sometimes a story is so bizarre that it just has to be true.

[KarlInOhio]

[Slings and Arrows]

Between the Easter Bunny and the vampires the roads are getting a mite dangerous.

[Sax]

There's going to be hell to pay - coming from the Easter Bunny's cousin - The Palm Sunday Hare!

[antiRepublicrat]

I am surprised it took until the third post for that to show up.

[Sax]

So what was the over/under on when a pic of a rabbit doing a wheelie on a motorcycle would show up?

[240B]

If I had a nickel for every time I got plastered and went looking for the Easter Bunny on a suspended license, wrecked my car and then got arrested on outstanding warrants, well, I’d have 5cents.

But on a more serious note...

I humbly submit the stages of alcoholism which I personally witnessed a thousand times in the military. Everybody thinks they are different. “That won’t happen to me”, they always say. But the scenario is carved in stone. It always happen the same way, ALWAYS.

FIRST: You lose your wife and family.

SECOND: You lose your job.

THIRD: Sever emotional/financial/civil/medical problems followed by dementia and an inability to function(which is where this guy is).

Every time, it is always same pattern. Watch yourselves boys and girls, don’t get sucked into that whirlpool. It is very unlikely you will make it out. And even if you do, things will never be the same.